2008 Schedule of Events

Heavenly Yoga 
 No need to get up at dawn! Sleep off that jet lag, hangover, or whatever ails you and join us at a leisurely hour for power/vinayasa yoga. We’re going to put you through your paces, but you’ll depart from tightness and arrive in a state of bliss. No in-flight movie, M-F 10:30 am-12 noon

Soothing Hand Jobs

 Life on the playa is rough but that doesn’t mean your hands have to be! Come get a soothing hand massage with your choice of scented lotions and potions. Or, enhance your Playa-wear with a manicure and polish. Show those you touch that you care – nothing says First Class better than soft, smooth hands. Featured on all domestic flights, M-F 2-4 pm.

Cursing with the Pedicabs

 Three wheel bicycles for hire (gifting), If you got a big bike that you share and pimped out we want to see your creativity. It all about the cheep American beer, pedicab technology, and the topless dream girls you haul around.

All American Colorado B-B-Q

 We will bring the grill you bring the meat. With cheep “making love in a canoe” American Beer.

Official Hippie fishing licensing department

 Inspection of gear, quotas, “master” bait and tackle pros. Stop by any time for the best fishing experience you can have at burning man.